Quantum Fluctuations FAQ

Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuations FAQ, where we delve into the mind-boggling mysteries of reality.

What is a Quantum Fluctuation?

A Quantum Fluctuation is a rare and unpredictable event where the fabric of reality momentarily wavers in its resolve, creating a localized anomaly in the space-time continuum.

Causes of Quantum Fluctuations:

• Drinking too much coffee
• Eating too much pizza
• Watching too much cat videos

Symptoms of a Quantum Fluctuation:

• Furniture starts to float
• Time runs backwards
• Gravity gets wonky

Treatment Options:

We recommend taking a few deep breaths, sipping on some chamomile tea, and repeating the ancient mantra: "Reality is not actually broken, it's just...fluctuating."

For more information, visit our sister site: Quantum Fluctuation Symptoms