Welcome to Quantum Uncertainty Cooking, where the sauce is on the wall and the toppings are in the oven.
Our chef's specialty is cooking pizza while simultaneously not cooking it.
Will it be hot or will it be cold? The answer, my friend, is NOT APODICIATED.
Our recipe book is a collection of the most paradoxical pizza recipes in the multiverse.
From pizza that's already been eaten to pizza that's still being eaten, we've got it all.
What's the difference between quantum uncertainty and temporal reversal?
Well, one's a cooking method, the other's a time travel method.