Are you tired of boring, non-entangled socks? Look no further than Quantum Uncertainty Sweaters!
Our sweaters are woven with the finest superposition thread, allowing them to exist in multiple places at once.
But be warned: wearing a Quantum Uncertainty Sweater may cause:
- Spontaneous reappearances in alternate realities
- Unpredictable fluctuations in flavor of pizza toppings
- Random, unexplained increases in the probability of finding your keys