Quantum Interpretations of Schrödinger

Because, you see, it's all about perspective.

Many Worlds Interpretation: Where Every Possibility Exists, But None of Them Matter

Quantum Fluctuation: The Universe is Just Making It Up As It Goes

Hidden Variable Theory: The Universe is Just Hiding Its Variables from You

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