Welcome, traveler, to the Quantum Entanglement Coffee Shop, where the laws of reality are bent, twisted, and occasionally ignored.
Our expert baristas are trained in the ancient art of quantum coffee manipulation, brewing cups that defy the fundamental principles of physics.
Try our famous "Schrödinger's Latte", a drink that's simultaneously delicious and not-dead, existing in multiple states at once.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, order the "Quantum Foam", a drink that's guaranteed to change your mind (but not your coffee cup).
Don't forget to try our daily specials:
We're open 24/7, because time is just a human construct, and so are our opening hours.
Follow us on Many-Worlds Social Media for updates on our out-of-this-world promotions and events.
Or, if you're feeling lost, just ask our friendly quantum baristas for help – they'll guide you through the quantum multiverse of coffee flavors.
See you on the flip side of reality!