What is Brain Wave Entrainment?
Brain Wave Entrainment (BWE) is the art of controlling the minds of those around you. It's like a party trick, but instead of making your friends disappear, you make them do your bidding.
Getting Started
First, you'll need to tune your brain waves to the correct frequency. Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Just close your eyes, relax, and focus on the sound of a metronome.
Once you're tuned in, simply think about what you want your victim...ahem, subject to do. Visualize it clearly, and voila! They'll be doing your bidding in no time.
Advanced Techniques
For the more experienced mind controller, we have a range of advanced techniques:
- Brain Wave Synchronization - Make two or more minds work together in perfect harmony.
- Remote Access Protocol - Control minds from a distance, without ever leaving your chair.
But Don't Say We Didn't Warn You
With great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound mind control abilities wisely, and for good, not for evil. Or, you know, use it for evil and have a blast.