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The Backdoor Bug is a highly effective, yet completely harmless, mind control technique. By exploiting the natural tendency of the human brain to crave instant gratification, the Backdoor Bug induces a state of mild euphoria, allowing the user to focus on the task at hand with uncanny clarity and precision.
The Backdoor Bug has been used for centuries by secret societies and cabals to control world events. Its origins are shrouded in mystery, but rumors suggest it was first employed by ancient Egyptian priests to control the pharaohs.
The Backdoor Bug has been used to:
Side effects of the Backdoor Bug include: