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Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of telepathy, from sending and receiving mental signals, to controlling the minds of others (with their consent, of course).
Here are the course topics:
Don't worry, we won't make you do any actual mental exercises or participate in any brainwashing rituals. (Or will we?)
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Or, you know, just stick to your day job. We won't judge.