Neurofeedback Device Specifications

Our top-of-the-line Neurofeedback Device is a behemoth of brainwave-tuning machinery, capable of detecting even the slightest whisps of mental static.

Key Features:

• High-precision EEG sensor with 100% accuracy (or so we claim)
• Advanced AI-powered brainwave analysis software with 99.9% confidence in its results
• Built-in coffee mug for those long sessions

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 10 inches x 5 inches x 3 inches (plus a 1-inch thick, non-removable antenna)
• Weight: 2.5 pounds (plus the weight of the coffee mug)
• Operating System: Windows 95 (yes, really, we're old-school)
• Connectivity: USB, serial, and a few other things we're not really sure about

Order now and receive a free copy of our bestselling book: "The Art of Mind Control: A Neurofeedback Guide for Beginners"!