Neurofeedback Device Specifications
Our top-of-the-line Neurofeedback Device is a behemoth of brainwave-tuning machinery, capable of detecting even the slightest whisps of mental static.
Key Features:
- High-precision EEG sensor with 100% accuracy (or so we claim)
- Advanced AI-powered brainwave analysis software with 99.9% confidence in its results
- Built-in coffee mug for those long sessions
Specifications:
- Dimensions: 10 inches x 5 inches x 3 inches (plus a 1-inch thick, non-removable antenna)
- Weight: 2.5 pounds (plus the weight of the coffee mug)
- Operating System: Windows 95 (yes, really, we're old-school)
- Connectivity: USB, serial, and a few other things we're not really sure about
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