Warning: Side effects may include, but are not limited to: excessive use of Comic Sans, spontaneous outbursts of sarcasm, and/or temporary loss of sanity.
Step 1: Focus on the target's brain waves. You can do this by staring intently at a blank wall for hours, or just closing your eyes and concentrating really hard.
Step 2: Practice your mind control techniques in front of a mirror, or better yet, in front of a captive audience of unsuspecting bystanders.
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