Mind Melding 3000: The Ultimate Brain-Hacking Suite

Warning: Do not use this tool on your friends, family, or pets. Or do. We won't judge.

Our patented Mind Melding 3000 technology allows you to merge your thoughts with those of your nearest and dearest. Literally.

Features:

• Instantaneous telepathy with up to 5 people at once
• Advanced brain-to-brain interface with 99.99% success rate
• Customizable mental resonance frequency
• Integrated thought-forming algorithms

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• Multi-level mind-control protocols
• Advanced emotional manipulation techniques
• Optional auto-pilot mode for maximum efficiency

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