Welcome, fellow mind controllers, to the advanced topics page. Here, you'll learn how to control not just the thoughts of others, but also the weather, the economy, and even the fabric of reality itself.
Controlling Thoughts | Weather Control | Reality Bending
But be warned, advanced topics are not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous combustion, temporary madness, and an increased risk of accidentally turning your spouse's cat into a toad.