Are you tired of making decisions for yourself? Do you find freedom of choice a burden? Welcome to Mind Control, where we're forcing you to choose between two options, because who needs free will, anyway?
Our team of expert mind-controlling professionals have crafted a series of exercises designed to limit your choices and restrict your creativity. Because, let's face it, who needs creativity when you can just pick from two options?
Below, you'll find our menu of forced choices. Don't worry, we'll make sure to tell you what to do every step of the way.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Alpha Waves page for an in-depth look at brain waves and how they can be used to control the minds of others. Or, if you're more interested in the science behind our forced choices, head over to Choice Reaction: The Science.
Forced Choices:
We've prepared a delicious sandwich for you. It's a turkey sandwich with lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. You'll love it.
Eat the sandwichWe've also prepared a refreshing smoothie for you. It's a blend of pineapple, orange, and grapefruit juices. You'll enjoy it.
Drink the smoothieDon't worry, you won't hurt anyone's feelings if you choose one over the other. It's all about the science of mind control.