Mind Control Methods

Method 1: The Infinite Scroll of Doom

Get lost in an endless sea of cat videos, memes, and dad jokes. Your brain will be consumed by the void.

Method 2: The Cognitive Overload Simulator

Fill your brain with an onslaught of random facts, trivia, and confusing diagrams. Your brain will be begging for mercy.

Method 3: The Binaural Beats of Despair