Methods of Mind Control: Brain Wave Synthesis

Warning: the techniques below are highly experimental and may result in temporary or permanent brain damage. Proceed with caution.

1. Alpha Waves: The Basics - A gentle introduction to brain wave manipulation.

2. Theta Waves: The Meditative Method - For those seeking deep relaxation and possible enlightenment.

3. Tau Waves: The Experimental Route - Not for the faint of heart.

4. Delta Waves: The Unrelenting Method - For those who enjoy a good nap.

5. Psi Waves: The Secret Method - Not to be tried by anyone with a pulse.