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Cognitive Overload Simulator FAQ
Cognitive Overload Simulator FAQ
Q: What is the purpose of this simulator?
A: To induce maximum cognitive overload and/or existential dread in the user.
Q: How does it work?
A: We use a proprietary algorithm that bombards the user with an onslaught of:
- Random, unrelated facts
- Unsettling philosophical questions
- Earworms
Q: Will I experience side effects?
A: Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Permanent damage to your social life
- Involuntary twitching
Q: Can I opt out?
A: Negative.
Q: How do I reset?
Reset to a state of mild annoyance
Q: Is this legal?
A: We're not lawyers. But we're pretty sure it's not.
Q: Can I report a bug?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if your browser doesn't freeze first.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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