Method 1: The Art of Neural Network Hacking

Warning: This method may cause permanent damage to your social standing, relationships, and ability to enjoy basic human interaction.

Step 1: Build a 3D-printed helmet with flashing neon lights

Use your 3D-printed helmet to distract the neural networks while you secretly install the Neural Network Hacking Chip (NNHC-1000). This chip will grant you unparalleled access to the deepest, darkest recesses of the network.

Proceed to Step 2: The Mind-Control Maneuvers

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Side Effects:

May cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to listen to elevator music
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)
• Temporary loss of opposable minimalist fashion sense