Because you want to control minds, but can't even control your own.
Use subliminal messaging to plant seeds in the minds of your enemies.
Just kidding, it's actually a bunch of nonsense.
Brain Hacking Prophets: The Art of Forging PropheciesUse subconsious suggestions to make your enemies do your bidding.
Just kidding, it's still not a thing.
Subconscious Manipulation: The Art of Sneaky Mind GamesOr you know, just use a Ouija board. That's always reliable.
Because the above methods didn't work, try this:
1. Becoming One with the Mindstream