Neural Mapping Techiques in a Vacuum Cleaner

Because who needs actual brain function when you can map neural networks onto household appliances?

Here are a few examples of our research in neural mapping:

• Neural Networks in a TV Vacuum Cleaner
• Neural Networks in a Toaster from the Dark Matter Verse
• Neural Networks in a Refrigerator from the Parallel Universes

Our team is currently working on a neural network that can map the consciousness of a sentient toaster. Stay tuned for updates!

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