Suggestive Subliminals

Methods

For those who can't get enough subliminal messages, we have the following methods to help you implant them:

• Aural Manipulation: Listen carefully to our carefully crafted sound bites.
• Optical Deception: Our flashing lights will make prophets of you.
• Visual Suggestibility: Pictures that tell you what to think, because who needs words, really?
• Tactile Manipulation: Touch this, feel that, and maybe, just maybe, you'll do what we want you to do.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous decision making, involuntary smiling, and a strong desire to listen to our podcast.