A highly advanced technique for controlling the minds of those around you.
Warning: Use at your own risk. Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, spontaneous crying, or spontaneous combustion. Probably.
First, find a willing participant. This could be a friend, a family member, or that one coworker who really needs a brain upgrade.
Next, establish a connection with the participant using the Alpha-Brainwave technique.
Now, slowly increase the frequency to Delta-Brainwave and then Theta-Brainwave to achieve maximum control.
But be careful not to overdo it, or you might end up with Brain-Fried.
For more information on advanced mind control techniques, see Advanced Mind Control.
Disclaimer: This is entirely fictional, not real, and you will probably fail miserably if you try this at home.
