Where the boundaries of reality are merely a suggestion
Because who needs a social life when you can just absorb everyone else's thoughts
A convenient, portable solution for when you just can't be bothered
For when you need to blend in with the crowd, but still want to be you
Because who needs sleep when you can be haunted by your own thoughts?
Don't forget to wear your mental health insurance
Disclaimer: Not actually endorsed by any reputable medical or psychic organizations. Or anyone with a pulse.