Ctrl-Alt-Delete Relationships: The Ultimate Mind Melting Technique
Are you tired of feeling connected to the people around you? Do you yearn for the simplicity of solitary confinement? Look no further than Ctrl-Alt-Delete Relationships!
How to Use Ctrl-Alt-Delete Relationships:
- Hold down the Ctrl key while simultaneously pressing the Alt key with your index finger and the Delete key with your pinky.
- As the keys are pressed, a bright light will fill the room, and the faces of those around you will begin to warp and distort like a funhouse mirror.
- Repeat steps 1-2 until your relationships are reduced to a state of utter ruin and despair.
Benefits of Ctrl-Alt-Delete Relationships:
- Increased feelings of isolation and disconnection.
- Enhanced sense of purposelessness.
- Unwavering confidence in your own superiority (or inferiority).
Don't try this at home, kids! (But let's be real, you will probably try it anyway.)