Welcome to Mind-Negation Therapy

Where the Mind Goes to Get Away

Our state-of prophets here will help you forget your troubles and focus on the really important things, like your lawn.

Therapist's Corner:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Chief Negation Specialist, has a Ph.D. in Negation from the University of Somewhere Else.

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