Emotional Manipulation 101: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Step 1: Identify the Victim

Learn about the art of creating the perfect victim

Step 2: Choose Your Method

The Guilt Trip | The Love Bomb | The Gaslighting

Step 3: Execute the Plan with Precision and Panache

Example: The Classic Shoulder Tap

Don't forget to register for the advanced course, because, you know, you're going to need more practice.

And, of course, Ethics in Mind Reading: A Guide for the Utterly Inept