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Learn how to read minds like a pro, without getting your brain fried.

Step 1: Practice your telepathic skills on your roommate, who's always leaving the cap off the toothpaste.

Step 2: Develop your focus with meditation, because you can't focus on multiple minds at once.

Step 3: Join our Telepathic Tactics Club for advanced training and mind-reading techniques, because, let's face it, it's hard to focus on one mind when everyone's thinking about you.