Q: What is an Implant?
An Implant is a device implanted in your brain that lets you sync your thoughts with our servers.
Q: Is it safe?
We're not doctors, but we're pretty sure it's fine.
Q: How do I sync my thoughts?
Follow this guide for step-by-step instructions on syncing your thoughts.
Q: Can I sync my cat's thoughts?
Sorry, no. That's just not something we're set up to do.
Q: Can I get an Implant for my parrot?
Actually, that's not a bad idea. We're working on a bird-friendly Implant.
Q: What if I want to sync my cat's thoughts with my parrot's thoughts?
We're working on a parrot-cat Implant, but it's still in development.
Q: Is there an Implant-User Support hotline?
Call us at 1-800-NEO-PLANT for assistance.
Q: Can I get an Implant for my brain-dead friend?
We can't help with that. Sorry.
Q: Can I get an Implant for myself?