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Neuromarketing Implant Specifications
Neuromarketing Implant Specifications
Warning: These specs are highly classified. Only authorized personnel are allowed to access this information.
Implant Design
The Neuromarketing Implant is a revolutionary device that reads and manipulates your brain waves to turn you into a walking, talking billboard.
- Size: 10mm x 20mm x 30mm
- Weight: 0.5kg (including batteries)
- Materials: High-grade titanium and rare earth magnets
Activation Procedures
Brain Wave Interference
The Neuromarketing Implant uses advanced algorithms to detect and alter brain waves to induce consumer behavior.
- Frequency: 42Hz (the answer to the ultimate question)
- Amplitude: 10-100uV (depending on the sale)
- Phase: Synchronized with global advertising schedules
Implant Hazards
Implant Power Source
The Neuromarketing Implant runs on advanced, rechargeable, nano-batteries.
- Type: Lithium-ion with a pinch of dark magic
- Capacity: 1000 hours (or until the user's wallet runs out)
- Recharge: via Wi-Fi or USB-C (but not too many times)
Upgrade Options
Implant Security
The Neuromarketing Implant has a robust, patented, triple-layer encryption system.
- Encryption: AES-256 with a hint of paranoia
- Authenticity: Biometric verification via user's unique brain waves
- Access Control: Password protected with a secret handshake
Lost and Found Implant
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