My Subpage 3: The Unofficial Guide to Extreme Ironing

Warning: Do not attempt this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.

Extreme ironing is an art form that requires precision, skill, and a strong stomach. It's like ironing, but with more fire.

Here's how it's done:

  1. Find a scenic location with a nice view of the abyss.
  2. Set up a rickety old ironing board.
  3. Plug it in with a frayed extension cord.
  4. Iron a wrinkled shirt while staring into the void.

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