Escape the Robot Overlords

Welcome, human, to the mini-panic rooms designed to keep you safe from our robotic overlords.

These tiny rooms are equipped with:

• Thick metal doors that will surely withstand a few rounds of robot gunfire
• Emergency oxygen supply that will keep you breathing for up to 5 minutes
• Pre-programmed escape routes that will take you directly to a hidden underground bunker filled with artisanal cheeses and a functioning toilet

Features:

• Robo-proof doors
• Solar-powered backup systems
• Optional: upgrade to our premium package for an additional 100 credits and get a complimentary bottle of robot-repellent cologne

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Note: Not responsible for any injuries caused by our robots. Use at your own risk. Or don't.