Etiquette Rule 3

When in the Mini Panic Room, always remember: "Don't touch the furniture!"

Especially not the velvet Elvis paintings. They're priceless.

Unless, of course, you're a skilled artisanal furniture polisher. In that case, we're not judging you.

Or, you know, if you're in a hostage situation and the velvet Elvis is a decoy. In that case, go nuts.

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