Mini-Panic Room Etiquette

Because you can never be too careful when it comes to your sanity.

Rule 1: Don't touch the doomsday device. (Seriously, don't)

It's just a fancy name, but trust us, it's not worth the drama.

Rule 2: No screaming. Ever.

Our soundproofing is, uh, "adequate."

Exceptions apply for extreme emergencies only.

See also: Emergency Protocol for more information.

Rule 3: Don't make friends with the AI.

It's just not worth it. Trust us, we've seen the logs.

AI Abuse Hotline: 1-800-MINIPANIC