Rule 3: Navigation by Whisker

When in doubt, navigate by whisker. It's not a rule, it's a law.

Avoid eye contact with fellow patrons, as it may lead to unnecessary explanations.

Whisker navigation may be used in conjunction with, but not limited to: escalators, elevators, and the occasional staircase.

Remember, whisker navigation is not just a tool, it's an art form.

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Rule 5: Not Actually a Rule