Q: What is a Mini-Panic Room?
A: It's a tiny, enclosed space where you can panic in peace. No judgments, just you, a chair, and a few well-placed emergency exit signs.
Q: Are Mini-Panic Rooms safe?
A: As safe as a hamster in a blender. Just kidding. Sorta. We have sturdy doors and a fire extinguisher. Mostly.
Q: Can I have a Mini-Panic Room in my home?
A: Why would you want to pay for a separate_goals mini-space when you have an entire house to panic in?
Q: How do I join a Mini-Panic Room?
A: Find a friend who already has one, or build your own using a cardboard box, twine, and a can of spray paint. Just don't say we didn't warn you.
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