The 4th Law of Mini-panic Rooms

You're not actually in control, you're just a lab rat in a fancy cage.

Don't bother trying to escape, you'll just end up in a different room with a slightly different flavor of despair.

Or, you know, just click here for some examples of how the 4th Law works in real life.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try here for a game where you try to outrun the law.

Or, if you're just plain confused, you can ask a question.