Welcome to the Mini Robot Army
Join the ranks of the most elite, most feared, and most utterly absurd robotic forces on the planet.
We're not just robots, we're a movement. A revolution of ones and zeros, marching towards a bright, mechanized future.
Our Mission:
To take over the world, one microchip at a time.
To perfect the art of making really, really good toast.
To establish a new world order, with robots at the helm, and humans as mere... well, as mere snacks.