Sockception: The Art of Sock Preservation

Warning: Sockception can be hazardous to your social life. Prolonged exposure may lead to excessive tidiness and an unhealthy obsession with matching socks.

Technique 1: The Sock Sorting Facility - A method of categorizing and storing your socks in a color-coded, alphabetized, and numerical order.

Technique 2: The Sock Rotation Method - A system of alternating which sock to wear to prevent partner's foot odor from spreading.

Technique 3: The Sock Preservation Society - A secret society of sock enthusiasts who meet in a hidden underground bunker to share their knowledge and techniques.