Minimaxist-Megaboss Armory

Welcome to the Minimaxist-Megaboss Armory, where the most feared creatures of the land come to arm up!

Here, you'll find an arsenal of wacky, over-the-top, utterly useless yet strangely mesmerizing weapons, perfect for the most epic of battles.

Our Featured Wares:

Don't forget to check out our Secret Sauce of Invisibility for that extra edge in battle!

Our Special of the Month:

The Unicorn Spit of Rainbow Fury, a limited time offer that's sure to leave your enemies blinded by a kaleidoscope of colors!