Forecast Fiasco

Weather forecasting in this sector is a complete and utter disaster. The weather app is run by a committee of hamsters, who have no concept of meteorology but love cheese.

As a result, your forecast will be a random selection from this list:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try the Madness forecast, where the hamsters will generate a completely random and utterly useless weather forecast just for you.