Minimum Daily Debt Repayment Plan

Step 1: Sell your firstborn to a collector for 50% of your monthly income.

Step 2: Spend the remaining 50% on ramen noodles and video games.

Join the Ramen Noodle Rebellion

Step 3: Pay off 0.05% of your total debt with every purchase on Amazon.

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Step 4: Write "I will not spend money on unnecessary things" on repeat on a sticky note and place it on your forehead.

Undergo Stickynote Surgery to implant the note permanently

Disclaimer: This plan is completely and utterly useless. Do not actually follow this plan.

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