Minimum Effort Ethics

Because, let's be real, who needs effort, really?

Principles

• Do the bare minimum.
• Only do what's absolutely necessary.
• Don't bother with details.

By following these principles, you'll be able to live a life of pure, unadulterated laziness.

Subprinciples

• Only show up to work if absolutely necessary.
• Take the longest possible break at work.
• Only use the minimum amount of toilet paper.

By applying these subprinciples, you'll be able to take it to the next level in your life of laziness.

Maximum Efficiency is the natural progression of this philosophy.

Or, you know, you could just do the bare minimum and be done with it.

Counterarguments

But, some will say, "But, what about the consequences?"

"Won't you just be lazy and get nothing done?"

And, to that, we say, "No, because, who needs to get anything done, really?"

Besides, the pursuit of laziness is the highest form of productivity.

(Or so we've heard from our expert in the field, Larry the Lazy.

Learn more about Larry.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a break.