Minimum Effort Tips and Tricks

For when you're feeling lazy

Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you want to get away with doing as little as possible? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to Minimum Effort Tips and Tricks!

Tip 1: Procrastination Techniques

1. Make a to-do list with 17 items. Then, cross off 16 of them.

This will give you the illusion of productivity while actually doing nothing.

Tip 2: Excuses for Not Doing Things

2. Tell yourself you're "just taking a 30-minute break" for the next 4 hours.

This will give you the freedom to do whatever you want, without actually getting anything done.

Tip 3: Creative Ways to Waste Time

3. Watch paint dry. Or, you know, play video games.

This is a classic example of minimum effort. Who needs actual creativity?

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