Union-Busting 101: The Art of Keeping it Real

Are you tired of being treated like a robot by your boss? Do you dream of having a living wage and actual human rights? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Union-Busting 101 is here to school you on the basics.

First off, let's define the term: Union-busting is when your boss decides to break the rules, break the law, and break your spirits, all in the name of "efficiency" and "productivity". Sounds like a real treat, doesn't it?

Here are the key takeaways from this course:

1. Learn to love the open-ended contract. It's not just a piece of paper, it's a love letter to your employer.
2. Practice your "can-do" attitude. You're not a machine, but you can pretend to be one, right?
3. Don't get too attached to your health insurance. It's just a fancy word for "you'll probably just end up in a 401(k) anyway".

But wait, there's more! Check out our advanced course on Advanced Tactics for the Union-Busters for more expert advice on how to keep you in your place.

This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by the Ministry of Unions. Don't forget to tip your bartender.