Welcome to Minimum Wage Melodies, where we proudly serve the lowest-paid workers in the land. Our goal is to provide the most tolerable experience in a world where the rent's always due, but the wages are always... well, not.
We're a team of dedicated, underappreciated individuals who've seen the error of our ways, and now we're here to sing you a tune about the struggles of making ends meet. Our music is the soundtrack to your daily grind.
Stay tuned for more updates, or just go back to your 9-to-5 and pretend you're not here.
Minimum Wage Melodies is not responsible for your emotional well-being. If you're feeling sad or depressed, please seek help.