Are you tired of being treated like a human being? Do you long for the dignity of being paid less than the minimum wage? Look no further than our Minimum Wage Slavery program!
As a participant in our program, you will be treated to:
A wage that's just barely enough to cover the cost of living in a cardboard box
A 40 hour workweek, because who needs weekends or vacations?
A boss who's always breathing down your neck, demanding more and more until you're nothing but a hollow shell of a human being
But wait, there's more! As a bonus, you'll also get:
A free lunch of stale, congealed leftovers from last week's cafeteria
A complimentary side of despair and hopelessness
Don't wait any longer! Sign up for Minimum Wage Slavery today!