A: We're not really sure, but we think it's because your boss is secretly a robot from the planet Zorgon, who demands 400% of your soul in exchange for a decent night's sleep.
P.S. If you're reading this, you're probably one of the lucky ones who got a raise. Congrats, I guess.
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