MINION HANDBOOK

Welcome, Minion Master! This handbook is a comprehensive guide to all things Minion. From Minion etiquette to Minion psychology, we've got it all covered.

Minions are the ultimate companions for any supervillain. Loyal, obedient, and occasionally destructive, they're the perfect addition to your evil lair.

Minion Etiquette

• Never underestimate the Minion's love of bananas.
• Minions are not, I repeat NOT, a good choice for babysitting or pet-sitting. Leave that to the professionals.
• Minions have a unique sense of humor, so try to keep up.

Minion Psychology

Minions are motivated by simple pleasures: food, comfort, and entertainment.

They are naturally attracted to shiny objects, especially those with a certain... sparkle.

And, of course, they love, love, LOVE their leader (that's you, Minion Master!)

Want to learn more? Check out our Subpages:

• Minion Codes of Conduct
• Minion Communication Tactics
• Advanced Minion Training