Welcome to Minion Meltdowns

A social media platform for the downtrodden, the disillusioned, and the occasionally-somewhat-okay-with-being-awful.

Where the unwashed masses congregate to share their most mediocre, half-baked ideas and questionable life choices.

Disclaimer: This website is not responsible for any existential crises, crippling self-doubt, or irreversible emotional scarring that may occur as a result of visiting this site.

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Minion Meltdowns: Where the mediocre never go to bed