Hi, I'm the Minister of Redunant Somethings, the official government position that does absolutely nothing productive. My job is to attend meetings, fill out reports, and make sure the copier is always stocked with an adequate supply of paper clips.
I've been in this position for 5 years now, and I'm still not sure what I'm doing here. I've mastered the art of nodding off in meetings, and I can recite the entire employee handbook from memory. My superpower is being able to type 10 pages of meaningless jargon per minute.
When I'm not stuck in a meeting, I enjoy spending my free time reading policy briefs, watching paint dry, and attending pointless committee meetings. In my free time, I'm also a bit of a hobbyist at making flowcharts and diagrams of pointless organizational structures.
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