Ministerial Misadventures

Where bureaucratic ineptitude reigns supreme and paperwork is king.

Secretary of Disasters Department of Mismanagement Office of Absurdity

			
				// Ministerial Misadventures API
				// Returns the most creative excuse for being late to work
				function get_late_excuse() {
					return "I had a sudden case of Sudden-Onset-Indifference Syndrome.";
				}